KARL: The following picture was given to me by a friend. It was an actual part of an invitation to a mens prayer breakfast. It was not a joke.
KATHY: When Karl sent it to me, I thought for sure it was just someone being funny out there. That, I can handle. But then the thought that this is actually an image for a men’s prayer breakfast invitation all of a sudden made me a little sick. I’ve been hearing about a movement in some men’s circles in churches, an effort to remind everyone Jesus was really a “kick ass” God and good Christians should kick a little, too.
KARL: No use ranting on the demise of Christianity and all of that, I have been having some fun with just captions. Honestly, I can not stop. It somehow captures everything I have come to hate about church and Christian culture. Stay tuned, I am hoping to discover a “speedo Jesus” but till then, here are a few of mine:
“Ok, that was two cheeks, now let’s try that one more time!”
“Meek sucks”
“Take aim on sin”
“Jesus, in a rare move to prove He really was fully man…. ”
“Told you God hates liberals…. “
KATHY: how about…
“It’s about time you got your &%#@@* together”
“So much for stones, let’s try the bullets”
So, we invite you to join the fun, write a caption or comment.
“I’d walk a mile for a camel”
“You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead hands (but you better get it quick).”
“Guns don’t kill people, Christians do.”
“Go ahead, PUNK. MAKE MY DAY!”
“I’LL BE BACK!”
“DANCE! I SAID DANCE!”
“Are YOU talking to ME!?!”
–sherri
“MY sheep hear my voice, but if they DONT…”
Let’s just blast them all to hell right now and be done with it!
Hey, Mom, look what I found. I got it off a dead Christian. How do you think it goes with my outfit? Does it match my eyes? Is it big enough to make a statement? Or should I trade it in for something with more WOW - like a bazooka or one of those laser thingies that are all the rage now?
Jesus channels His inner John Wayne